peasants. peasants everywhere

doctorspockspaceman:

doctorspockspaceman:

partying like its

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I partyed so hard I traveled into the future

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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

safestsephiroth:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

Better than you do, it seems.

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pizzoner:

I want to make a site like tumblr but with no post limit and with a nice chat and with free tv shows to watch and only cool people can go into the site

that would actually be so convenient

we can make it happen

llamainmypants:

My new life motto.

maliciousmelons:

yeah, i do push ups

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posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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homosexualpancakes:

when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about

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potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so badimage

what’s that weird feeling….

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where the fuck did this come fromimage

are those leggings

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WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

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OH GODimage

u kno my name not my story<3image

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

Don't complain. I'm just having fun laughing at you :D